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Shipping:
I am currently offering free shipping as I get myself established. Please allow me at least 3 business days to process all orders. I'm raising the little ones and I am not at my computer 24 hours a day. Oh, just to point out, weekends do not count as business days. I know right, you would think people would know that, but hey, you should never assume.

Cancellations:
Please Please Please make sure you want the product before ordering. But I do understand that accidents happen, as I have been known to make a few myself, so please email me as soon as you realize you made the mistake. Once an order is shipped out, I prefer not to run after the mailman in my bathrobe and fluffy slippers holding little jasper under my arms. Trust me, it's not a pretty site. At least that's what I've been told.

If you have any questions about any item, please contact me first before placing your order at [email protected]. This will save you and myself a migraine. I get enough of those from Jasper.

Privacy
Your private information is only used for processing and fulfilling your order. It will not be shared, sold, or viewed for any other purpose. I, myself, am a tad bit careful, paranoid, OCD, or whatever you want to call it, so I do understand the concern.

Payment:
I am currently only accepting paypal currently. It's not because I am trying to make things difficult, but truth is, it's the only thing I know how to use. Once Jasper can crawl and get his act together, I'll have the time to figure out how all the other payment methods work for more options. But for now, sorry folks, it's just paypal.

Oh oh oh, I almost forgot. I will not ship anything until it's paid for. Sorry, but in the past, my kindness was taken as a weakness. I cant afford to let that happen again. The experience has left me bitter. So now I'm known as Ms. Bad A**, I kinda like it. I've never been a Ms. Bad A**. I like the sound of it.

Refunds:
Last but not least, hold on while i put my Ms. Bad A** hat on, I am not able to offer returns, refunds, or credits after an item has been shipped. All sales are final. If you have any questions about items or policies, please contact me at [email protected] BEFORE placing an order.

I guess that's it.

Disclaimer: Jasper is not my son's real name. As much as I love the name, I have a feeling that as he grows up, he would probably end up on some sofa somewhere discussing how horrible of his parents to have named him Jasper. I figured he would have enough to talk about, why give him more props to use.
Last Updated: 30 Jul 2012 15:39:19 PDT home  |  about  |  terms  |  contact
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